i have never seen a cat less food motivated than Monkey

im dying over this thread of algorithmically-generated/otherwise low-effort Kindle covers

don't forget

grossly inappropriate copy of animal farm that is on my nightstand at this very moment

post tommy-needy-drinky tweets

this is tommy needy drinky:

and this is a tommy needy drinky tweet:

i need to find other tweets with this same exact energy. i don't know why they just fuel me on a sick level somehow

scathing new insult to try out with your insomniac friends, "snoozeless"

waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

anime?? what? sorry i dont a fuck or shit about anything that isnt a deep sea isopod

I recently did a project for local band Weird Year (for their latest album Nick Hates The Beach). It ended up something like a tour journal following a band on a strange roadtrip along the California coast, dodging the surreal and the fantastic all the way to a gig.

This was such a fun project for me. I love doing art for music and making up a little narrative of an indie band roadtrip was just... so damn fun.

If you care to listen to the album its on Sp0tif¥ and AppIe Music. Or have a look at their music videos on youtube. ✌️

I'm so fucking huge

すっごく大きい俺様

Cold nose! Cold Nose Alert!

あ はなが冷たい！注意: 冷たい鼻！

ALT

You got something to say to me and the boys?

呼んだ？ 俺様らを